MOON 1 SHIELD TEE
The sign does not exist yet. The shirt does.
T-shirt
$135$35 with an inch
MOON
MERCH
EVERY PRICE HERE IS ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS TOO HIGH.
This is not an error and we are not going to fix it. Adopt an inch of Route 1 and the hundred dollars comes off every item you order.
ONE
Adopt an inch of Route 1 for one hundred dollars.
ADOPT AN INCH
TWO
Your certificate arrives by email with a code.
THREE
Put it in the cart. Every item drops to normal price.
One code per adoption, not per inch. Good for one order, then it is spent. Expires in twenty-four months. Full wording in Section 9 of the Terms of Adoption.
THE ROAD
Signs, survey equipment, and the things that carry them, for a highway that is not there.
ROUTE 1 SURVEY CAP
For the survey crew. There is no survey crew.
Embroidered cap
$130$30 with an inch
STATION 0+00 MUG
Station 0+00 is where the road begins. This is where the morning begins.
11 oz mug
$120$20 with an inch
NO ROADKILL PATCH
Four and a half billion years without a single incident.
Embroidered patch, 3 in
$112$12 with an inch
ROUTE 1 GUIDE SIGN POSTER
The distances are accurate. The road is not there yet.
Poster, 18 x 24 in
$125$25 with an inch
REGOLITH STICKER SHEET
For laptops, hard hats, and other surfaces that are not the Moon.
Kiss-cut sheet, six stickers
$110$10 with an inch
THE REST OF THE MOON
The road is the point. The Moon is the setting.
THE MOON IS A CONSTRUCTION SITE HOODIE
It has been a construction site since 1969. Nobody has done anything about it.
Hoodie
$160$60 with an inch
ROUTE 1 SURVEY MISSION PATCH
Earned by nobody. Available to anybody.
Embroidered patch, 3 in
$112$12 with an inch
LUNAR BASE SITE PLAN POSTER
A plan for a place nobody has planned.
Poster, 18 x 24 in
$125$25 with an inch
MOON DUST IS THE ENEMY TEE
Ask anyone who has been there.
T-shirt
$135$35 with an inch
NEAR SIDE DESK MAT
The near side, flattened. Route 1 is the straight line.
Desk mat
$135$35 with an inch
I ADOPTED AN INCH TEE
Technically lunar infrastructure. Now with a shirt.
T-shirt
$135$35 with an inch
NOT FOR SALE
LUNAR TRAFFIC CONE
An orange cone, rated for vacuum, ultraviolet, and two hundred and fifty degrees of temperature swing between one side and the other.
We are not selling these. We need all of them.
UNAVAILABLEHOW THIS SHIPS
SHIPPING
Printed and shipped to order from the facility nearest you. United States shipping is included in the price. Elsewhere it is charged at cost.
Allow two to seven business days for production, plus transit.
RETURNS
Every item is made after you order it, so there is nothing to restock and no returns on a correct order.
If it arrives damaged, defective, or not what you ordered, we replace it. Email [email protected] within thirty days with a photograph.
WHERE IT GOES
Nothing here is shipped to the Moon. Nothing here has been to the Moon. The Moon has no address and no roads, which is the problem we are working on.
Sales tax is calculated at checkout where required.